5 Ways Danny Trejo Is Cooler Than You


Let’s face it. Danny Trejo is cooler than all of us put together. His IMDb credit listing is almost a book in and of itself. He seems to be in 1 out of every 4 RedBox movies currently in any given kiosk. He seems like a great guy who will have your back in a bar fight and buy everyone beers afterwards.

Here, though, are 5 reasons why he’s definitely cooler than you (and the rest of us, Chuck Norris included).

1. His memes are bad ass
danny trejo meme

danny trejo meme

danny trejo meme

2. He can grow a beard that will make Chuck Norris look like a 16 year old trying to grow his first moustache
danny trejo beard

3. He’s f**king Machete!
danny trejo machete

…and Machete
danny trejo spy kids

4. He’s a supporter of Best Friends Animal Society, who helps homeless animals get adopted.
danny trejo best friends

5. He starred in pretty much the greatest SuperBowl commercial of all time…

What’s your favorite Danny Trejo movie? Share below and discuss the coolest man on the planet.